Happy birthday to me
everyone who brings a fan or some ice is invited to my party
Happy birthday! :D
Might be picking up on the wrong layer.
Guardians will occasionally come up with obscure trials to put Dragons through in order to enter their clan’s lair. These trials can be anything from a Scavenger Hunt to a Rap Battle.
This fits perfectly with my lair lore! Aradur would not exactly do a rap battle, but would definitely put dragons to the test before they become one with the rest of the clan :D
suddenly realizing you’re a furry like
Suddenly the RengarxKatarina porn comic I saw makes sense. »
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
This needs more notes.
All of it, but mostly the bolded
I’ve become even more stubborn with opening jars and tough bottles myself lately because I’m moving out from my parents next week and I think to myself “no you need to be able to do this your parents won’t be there to help you” and some inner viking of determination shows up and I gain the power to open the damn jar followed by a relieved feeling of victory
You do know you can use gaffa tape for that though, right? o.o