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theminttu:

Happy birthday to me

everyone who brings a fan or some ice is invited to my party

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Happy birthday! :D

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#ScandinavianProblems

askfordoodles:

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askfordoodles:

When it’s only about 25C/77F degrees, but you’re like

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Seriously this counts as a heatwave where I live

IT IS NOW 27C/80F PLS SEND hELp

APPROACHING 30C/86F TODAY AND MY APARTMENT IS LIKE

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AND IT WON’T STOP ANY TIME SOON! D8

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  • #fucking heat wave #stop it! #you're not meant to be this damn warm #denmark!
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  • sohanna-the-doorstopI've begun to have an issue with the color select tool. I'm trying to select a red color off my picture and rather than becoming the proper color, my pen color goes straight to white. Is there any way to stop this?
  • everythingfirealpaca

    Anyone know?

  • The Sprained Brain

    Might be picking up on the wrong layer.

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

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Guardians will occasionally come up with obscure trials to put Dragons through in order to enter their clan’s lair. These trials can be anything from a Scavenger Hunt to a Rap Battle.

This fits perfectly with my lair lore! Aradur would not exactly do a rap battle, but would definitely put dragons to the test before they become one with the rest of the clan :D

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renekton:

suddenly realizing you’re a furry likeimage

Suddenly the RengarxKatarina porn comic I saw makes sense. »

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sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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madamepapercut:

I’ve become even more stubborn with opening jars and tough bottles myself lately because I’m moving out from my parents next week and I think to myself “no you need to be able to do this your parents won’t be there to help you” and some inner viking of determination shows up and I gain the power to open the damn jar followed by a relieved feeling of victory

You do know you can use gaffa tape for that though, right? o.o

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Odin should have sent Frigga to stop Loki.

  • Frigga:Young man what do you think you're doing?
  • Loki:Go away, I am trying to take over the mortals.
  • Frigga:YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN!
  • Loki:You're not my real mom!
  • Frigga:Oh really? And who changed your nappies? Who checked under your bed every night for bilgesnapes? Who let you cry on their shoulder for a week after you lost your stuffed puppy?
  • Loki:MooooOOOOooooooom. You are embarrassing me in front of my soon to be peasants.
  • Frigga:No, you are apologizing for the havoc you have caused and are coming home. And don't think I didn't hear what you said to that nice lady. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap?
  • Loki:Fine! I'm sorry.
  • Frigga:We are going home right now. You, your father and your brother are going to bond on a questing trip to Alfheim.
  • Loki:Ugh.
  • Frigga:And you are getting a hair cut.
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